from webbrowser import open as visit
# ponzinomics
def the_question():
"""everything?"""
return visit("/source/the-question/")
def lorem_ipsum():
"""Cicero De Finibus Bonorum et Malorum, Book I, Sec (32-33)"""
return visit("/source/lipsum/")
def retarded_contract():
"""mint only works if the current block is a prime number (skill issue)"""
return visit("https://etherscan.io/address/0xd05a02502526481d3369b4cbaed1f11825c12c52#writeContract%23F3")
def sudo_rm_rf():
"""abyss as a service"""
return visit("/source/sudo-rm-rf/")
def qrekt():
"""this QR will drain your wallet"""
return visit("/source/qrekt/")
def ethbtc_help():
"""Euripides’ final act, written in exile after shorting ETH and offending Zeus."""
return visit("https://ethbtc.help/")
def surveillance_cam():
"""i'm watching you not take profits"""
return visit("/source/surveillance-cam/")
def terms_and_rugditions():
"""DYOR and consult your neighborhood MEV bot."""
return visit("/source/terms-rugditions/")
def hodlpact():
"""Decentralized Autonomous Commitment Network (DACN)"""
return visit("/source/hodlpact/")
def the_confession_ledger():
"""pray to the nodes"""
return visit("/source/the-confession-ledger/")